Now listen, yo!
People put your guns up
Mazu ore ga run dat
Hashirimawatte yatsura o gun shot
Brand new sound sou still survival
Here come the sound boy kono sekai ni ikiro
Chiryoku tairyoku to un ga mau ze! Flow
Fukuranda ataman naka wa zakkubaran nan da
Savannah de Banna ni wanpan
Kantan knockout kan kan kan
One time for your mind ikinuke
Around the world
Tsukimatou no sa itsu no itami mo
Kedakai kami no mawari mo ima karimono
Makareta tane mo hana sakeba dare no
Ikite uchikomu shinnen no ya o more more more
Ikisaki ni yasuragi wa nai
Tachi na sa don't give up the fight
Ima sou kono shunkan mo die die die
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
Miss Kishimoto?
She's so cute!
But why's she in front of my place?
Here...
See, you let me borrow your jacket, right?
I guess this must've fallen out in my room when I was changing.
Student ID Holder 2000-2001 Kei Kurono
I guess this must've fallen out in my room when I was changing.
You came here just to deliver this?
Yeah.
See you.
Could I have a glass of water?
Yeah, sure.
All Right!
Upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy...
Hey! Upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy...
Upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy...
I've told you to cut the engine when you're near the house!
Upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy...
The neighborhood ladies give me dirty looks, you know?
Upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy, upsy-daisy...
Kamikaze
What? Yeah.
Kamikaze
What? Yeah...Okay.
I'm going down to the store to buy some cigarettes.
While you're there, pick up some milk.
Gotcha, milk it is.
Honestly!
Tea's okay, right?
Thanks. Water would've been fine.
No problem, no problem.
So you live alone?
Yeah...
But if you'd given me a call, I would've come by to pick it up.
Are you hungry?
Did something happen?
Not really. I was just hungry, that's all.
Sorry. This was your dinner, wasn't it, Kurono?
"Kurono"! She called me by my name! By my name!
Don't worry about that. There's a convenience store close by.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, well...
I'm really sorry about showing up unexpectedly.
Bye!
What was that all about?
Green Tea
Hm?
Is it against the rules to keep cats and dogs at this apartment?
Some people here have them.
I see. So, well...
Yeah?
Would you consider keeping one?
One of what?
What?!
I'm sorry! It won't work, then.
No!
It's all right! It's all right! It's all right!
It's A-OK!
Really?
Yeah. But what do you mean by "keep"?
I mean, like a pet.
But if you can't, that's okay.
No! I can. I can.
I'm sorry. What I'm saying must sound strange.
Yeah...I mean no! Not at all. At least, I don't think so.
This could mean...
This could mean!
THIS COULD MEAN!
It's all right.
Even Ryota says he wants to spend the night.
Kindergarten? They won't care if he's absent for just one day.
When you were a kid, you were absent a lot too, remember?
Bam!
There's been an accident! There's been an accident! Call an ambulance!
Whee-woo! Whee-woo! Whee-woo!
Yes, yes, I'll be sure to bring him back tomorrow night. Bye now!
Whee-woo! Whee-woo! Whee-woo!
Yes, yes, I'll be sure to bring him back tomorrow night. Bye now!
Grandma, what did Mom say?
You can stay here tonight.
All right!
Where do you want to go tomorrow?
Hinodedai Department Store. I want you to buy me a mini toy truck.
Yes, dear, I'll buy you whatever you want.
Ayumu...
What happened to your neck?
It's okay.
It happened again?
It's nothing.
Masaru, you shouldn't say bad things about our aunt.
I don't think she's a bad person.
It's just that we showed up here unexpectedly, and...
I think she's just a little irritated, that's all.
But that doesn't mean that it's all right for her to hit you.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm all right.
But even so, the president made a rash remark this time, wouldn't you say?
Yes. I wonder what he takes the world for, anyway?
This will no doubt have some effect on the upcoming presidential election.
I wonder if it'd be all right...
For what?
I'd like to take a shower.
A shower?! Be my guest!
Yes! Lately Lady Luck's been smiling on me!
I have my doubts, but...
Let's not dwell on those for now!
Tetsu, has the wife been bitching at you again?
Not really.
Then why are you out buying milk?
Shut up!
Hey, you punks!
Shut up!
Hey, you punks!
You're disturbing the people around here. Quiet down!
What's with this guy?
It must be tough being a biker with a wife.
Shut up!
Do we kill him?
Let's do it, Tetsu.
Bastard!
What?
Nothing, just...
I'm going out to buy us dinner and something to drink, and, and,
and some snacks and stuff.
Thanks.
Green Tea
Pull down his pants!
I'm sorry!
It's too late for that!
I bet he's got a small one!
Most Wanted Criminals
Missing Persons
Most Wanted Criminals
Missing Persons
I wonder...
Most Wanted Criminals
Missing Persons
Maybe she ran away and has no place to go.
Beware of Dog
Maybe she ran away and has no place to go.
Beware of Dog
Come to think of it, she asked me to "keep" her, but...
"Tend to her"?
Or maybe...
Maybe tonight's my chance to score.
With a cute girl like her!
Gimme a break!
This is TOO much!
I really wanted to take a bath.
The people who are here came out of a fax machine.
Your big sister fell in the bathtub.
It was very sudden.
We're copies.
It was very sudden.
We're copies.
The original really is dead.
Don't worry, she's alive.
A fax machine...
She just regained consciousness.
We're copies.
She just regained consciousness.
We're copies.
Alive...Alive...Alive...
Dead.
Alive...Alive...Alive...
Dead.
Your old man's friggin' weak! What a dork!
You shouldn't mess with the boys!
Hey, kid!
Don't grow up to be a pathetic loser like your dad!
Then Torao the Truck thought,
"No, no, at this rate, I'll be asleep at the wheel."
With all his might, Torao rubbed his eyes and flew down the highway.
You really are a darling.
Wah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta...Wah-ta!
"You are already dead," is it?
The original really is dead.
The people who are here came out of a fax machine.
Kei..."You are already dead."
So what would you do, Kei?
Green Tea PET Bottle x2 300 yen
Young Jump 280 yen
Green Tea PET Bottle x2 300 yen
Young Jump 280 yen
Where are you and what are you doing now?
Green Tea PET Bottle x2 300 yen
Young Jump 280 yen
Green Tea PET Bottle x2 300 yen
Young Jump 280 yen
Ultra-thin Condoms 1,000 yen
Don't pick NOW to look me in the face!
I went ahead and bought Young Jump so I could buy the condoms!
Hey, if you had cigarettes, you should've said something.
Wicked Demon Rasetsu
Hey, if you had cigarettes, you should've said something.
Wicked Demon Rasetsu
Then I wouldn't have had to go out and buy them.
Don't you lie to me.
If you want to go out riding, just say, "I'm going out riding."
Here's the milk.
Put it in the fridge.
Things are fine the way they are.
What?
Thanks.
I had a nice bath.
Nothing.
Why is she back in her clothes?
Why...
Why the heck?
That was a nice comeback.
So did you run away or something?
She's ignoring me.
And what's with this distance?
I didn't think the mood would be like this.
But still, forcing myself on her?
That'd be too much like porn.
I guess there's got to be love or something when you do stuff like this.
That's just not possible.
We only just met last night.
Hey. We only just met last night.
If so, maybe I could just force her down?
Hey, do you have another futon mattress?
If so, maybe I could just force her down?
Hey, do you have another futon mattress?
No...
Oh.
That's right, I don't have another futon mattress. Score!
I see.
She's aware of it too.
At long last, the time has come!
Right. Right, I forgot about the futon mattress.
Can I sleep in the same bed as you?
Oh, yeah. I guess there's no other choice.
Sure, I guess.
I'm going to the bathroom before I get in bed.
All right! Things are starting to heat up!
Definitely!
So this is what they're like.
Okay, guess it's time for bed.
I'm sorry, could you turn the other way?
Okay.
My skirt and stuff would get all wrinkled if I slept in them.
I see.
Good night.
What?
You know...
What's wrong?
Am I just supposed to do nothing in a situation like this?
What was it you wanted to do?
S...e...x...
I'm your pet.
You know, a pet.
You don't have sex with your pet.
What the hell does THAT mean?! What a gyp!
I used to have a dog at home.
And I used to give it hugs and kisses.
Oh, all right then.
Really?
Yeah.
All right!
This feels good!
I...
When I was a kid, I was pretty active, and I used to cut myself up a lot.
Cut yourself?
Yeah, cut myself...
But all of them are gone.
The cut that needed eight stitches, the cut from two months ago...
And the cuts I made to my wrists the other day.
When I went home...
When I got back home...
I still existed.
What am I? What am I?
I have no place to go!
No house to come home to.
No parents...
I'm sorry, Kurono.
Now's not the time for me to be throwing away my virginity.
I'm sorry. I really am.
This morning, once again, we have a follow-up on those missing high school boys.
The two boys suddenly disappeared in the subway.
Since then, we've tried to investigate the incident from many different angles on this show,
but the identities of the missing high school students have yet to be determined.
However, we believe that tracing the sales route of the plastic umbrella and the adult magazine
will turn up some promising leads.
And we believe we can expect even more surprising developments.
Where did these boys vanish to?
That is all.
Reporting from the scene...
In the end, my virginity remained intact.
I wonder when we'll be called next?
Hajimari wa dare demo junshin muku na baby
Nigai mi kajitte mo kujikecha dame yo walk straight
Satta koto da kedo ame no naka zukizuki itamu yo
I'm lonely as floating ice
Yaseta yubi ni kiss o shite
Naita anata o omoidasu yo
Kore de owari da to shite mo
Saigo no kiss wa wasurenai yo
Wasurenai yo
Kare no kiss o wasurenai yo
Domestic violence...
Milk...
Stalker...
Shoplifting...
Biker...
Idol...
Overprotection...
Shall we get down to business?
Next time: "We're After You"